GUYS NEED A JOB??

SO THE HOT BLONDE Lindsay Lohan his Looking for ANY GUY that is willing to protect her from her umm.."STALKERS"

QUALIFICATIONS::
1) MUST have 3 Different baby mommas (Because you understand drama)
2) MUST have been in jail for AT LEAST 3 Years
3) MUST own a pair of J's you CAN NOT Afford
4) MUST have Dreds AND a Grill
5)and oh yea ALWAYS wear Black

                                             CONTACT INFO :: 1-800-GET-ALIFE

**SHOOT FOR THE STARZ**